I've been thinking... Bad habit, I know, but I've been doing that nonetheless, and it's come to my attention that several people around the world have lost their jobs. My loving friends included. Here are some suggestions for those who are out of work, from the expansion of space known as my brain:
1. Start a hobby. Hobbies are usually how you spend your hard-earned resources, but not all hobbies have to be expensive. Be creative. Throw stones at birds, but make sure you don't do that in a residential area. Lawsuits are costly.
2. Do some charity work. Charity work basically is the movement of resources from the middle-class to the wealthy through provision of stuff to the poverty-stricken or otherwise needy. Of course, there is nothing wrong with the wealthy getting more wealthy, but there is always a chance to commit fraud. Think about it as your part-time job.
3. If in case you have gathered some money during the time you did have work, start your own business, if you have the know-how and enough capital. This point is not in line with this blog, so that's all I want to say about this.
4. Join in protests that you shouldn't. If you are someone like me and loves the taste of meat, join in a vegetarian rally (also known as an animal rights rally) and become violent. Kill any small animals you come across during the rally and show people that that's an example of the kind of cruelty that people have against animals. Nothing drives home a point like a good example.
5. Join a religious cult, but make sure it's a cult that doesn't make you kill yourself. All lunatics have to live to keep being lunatic, unless you are in a completely unique set of circumstances.
6. Leave your religion and join it three days later. Enjoy your three days as an atheist. I can tell you that it's fun. You won't want to join the religion, but you have to, because your parents will kill you and your goat, if you don't. If you don't own a goat, well, you are safe.
7. Dance
8. Steal cars and drive them off cliffs. You need to exercise caution, though... Seatbelts are a no-no..
9. When all else fails, start writing a blog on why you are unemployed. (I am employed, by the way)
10. Read this blog and comment on it.
There you go.
Do more than one of those and people will give you a job to keep you off the streets.
2 comments:
Good points, Ni. All expect point # 4. Killing a small animal to 'prove' a point is not lunacy, its cruelty... Let's help keep lunacy healthy! :)
You can always fake the death of a small animal.. Get a life-like soft toy, fill it with a blood-like substance and some fake bones.. let the "killing" begin
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