What can you do when you got no.... Work?

I've been thinking... Bad habit, I know, but I've been doing that nonetheless, and it's come to my attention that several people around the world have lost their jobs. My loving friends included. Here are some suggestions for those who are out of work, from the expansion of space known as my brain:

1. Start a hobby. Hobbies are usually how you spend your hard-earned resources, but not all hobbies have to be expensive. Be creative. Throw stones at birds, but make sure you don't do that in a residential area. Lawsuits are costly.

2. Do some charity work. Charity work basically is the movement of resources from the middle-class to the wealthy through provision of stuff to the poverty-stricken or otherwise needy. Of course, there is nothing wrong with the wealthy getting more wealthy, but there is always a chance to commit fraud. Think about it as your part-time job.

3. If in case you have gathered some money during the time you did have work, start your own business, if you have the know-how and enough capital. This point is not in line with this blog, so that's all I want to say about this.

4. Join in protests that you shouldn't. If you are someone like me and loves the taste of meat, join in a vegetarian rally (also known as an animal rights rally) and become violent. Kill any small animals you come across during the rally and show people that that's an example of the kind of cruelty that people have against animals. Nothing drives home a point like a good example.

5. Join a religious cult, but make sure it's a cult that doesn't make you kill yourself. All lunatics have to live to keep being lunatic, unless you are in a completely unique set of circumstances.

6. Leave your religion and join it three days later. Enjoy your three days as an atheist. I can tell you that it's fun. You won't want to join the religion, but you have to, because your parents will kill you and your goat, if you don't. If you don't own a goat, well, you are safe.

7. Dance

8. Steal cars and drive them off cliffs. You need to exercise caution, though... Seatbelts are a no-no..

9. When all else fails, start writing a blog on why you are unemployed. (I am employed, by the way)

10. Read this blog and comment on it.

There you go.

Do more than one of those and people will give you a job to keep you off the streets.

Amazing Lunacy

Have you ever come across someone so insane that not even anyone else knew who they were and what they were doing? Someone who by their very presence makes you do things you will not normally do, like kicking your dog on to incoming traffic, to take an example?

I haven't met such a person, but if you ever do, please feel free to contact me in any given way. Snail Mail is preferred. I won't post my address here, but if it was meant to be, you'd guess it.

Why? - Random thoughts

Have you ever wondered why, and figured out that it's not a question worth asking?

Yeah, I know how you feel... bloated.

It's a wonderful thing, being undecided on whether to be decisive or not.

I wish to remain anonymous as long as someone finds out who I am.

It's not the end of the world when bad things happen to you. It's the end of YOUR world, but not THE world. Don't think YOUR world is THE world. How selfish you people are... Shameful...

I recently saw a ghost, but the funny part is, the ghost didn't see me. Does that mean that ghosts don't believe I exist?

I jumped in the well the other day, but there were no frogs. I guess I have to start the ribbits and the croaks myself. It's not easy being a frog in a well these days. The loneliness, the darkness...

Have you ever wondered what the world would be like if it was totally made of ice? Everything would be slippery and life probably would suck....

Experts say that other experts are idiots.

Those experts who say that other experts are not idiots are idiots.

I said that.

How? I am an expert on experts who are idiots... So I am an idiot expert expert, which would make me 3 times as idiotic as other experts. Wait... that's not right.