Thursday, June 23, 2016

Following Britain's example, Sri Lanka decides to leave Asia

Sri Lanka, known affectionately as the pearl of the Indian Ocean, has decided to follow its former colonial power to leave the continent of which it has been a part. Although surprising to some, this exit was inevitable, as Sri Lanka has always identified as not-quite-Asians, and are completely seperated from the mainland of the Asian continent. President Maithripala Sirisena confirmed this at a press conference held hastily at his residence.

Pundits have long suspected Sri Lanka's need to come out as non-Asian, but were not very sure how to approach this particular topic with sensitivity. This now-precedented move has left some wondering what Sri Lanka's future will be, and others wondering why Sri Lanka decided to identify as Asian in the first place.

"I think it's a wonder-pull idea", said Sirisoma, the tuk-tuk driver who drove me to work this morning. There is, however, some doubt as to his opinion, as I didn't ask him what he thought of what the media dubs "Srexit" (4320 Google results).

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